TWITTER: The 7 deadly sins.

I spend so much time on twitter—it’s so not funny I even carry my cellphone charger so my battery never dies. I get nervous & anxious if I’m away from my phone… I can’t control it. My sister has joked about staging an intervention…
2 )GLUTTONY: A tweet a day keeps the Doctor away.

I sent RKO like 10 million tweets- I tweeted him to submission & he tapped out by pressing the follow button. Poor, baby.
3) ENVY: In your

Random people would send me hate tweets, I could never say what I did to offend those lovely people but I still have sleepless night thinking them —Yeah. Right.
4 )PRIDE/Vanity: My time-line would suck without you.

I’m very picky about who I allow on my time line!
5) WRATH: Hell hath no fury like a fangirl scorned!

I’m too passive aggressive to block anyone. So I would send out annoying tweets to get people I didn’t particularly like to unfollow me & it worked like a charm.
6) LUST:Blame it on the birds & the bees.

Tweeting guys in middle of the night? Tsk…tsk…
7) SLOTH:So many sites such little time

“I’m busy” doesn’t cut since I’m on-line every day but I always take my own sweet time replying to my mentions. It’s not like I do it on intentionally. I’m like: I’ll reply later…then later turns into…much, much later.
EDIT NOTE: blinded by the lights
I’ve gone through a Twitter detox since I wrote this I am now happy to report that I have quit the Twit pipe & if I take a while replying I’m honestly busy. In retrospect I’m really glad Cody Rhodes & Jake Gyllenhaal, Tyler Kitsch etc etc aren’t on twitter-they will never lose their mystique…


The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho



